Dear Hitler Uncle ,
I am writing to you at a time
when my home is in a chaotic situation.
Some wanton indecent and ingratitude good
for nothing brothers; not anyway the law abiding , obedient
loyal six million and a little more ,
have started playing the prodigal by way of protesting what my Führer here does . Even the Führer’s
benevolent acts like weeding the Sinharaja letting the inmates there to have
more ventilation and enough free space to move , setting some innocent
civilians free from the false charges leveled against them out of revenge, allowing the Chinese cousins to have stalls at
the Sunday fair and earn their living
are pooh-poohed by the uncivilized brothers . My Führer who excels Gandhi in non-violence,
Mother Theresa in compassion, Lincoln in equanimity needs a better and stronger
one to restore the order of the house .
My choice, my Führer’s choice, and the inevitable choice of the chief incumbent
of the temple too are to summon you.
You , as the whole world knows is the master
of taming the untamed .World ever remembers your bounty and generosity
magnificently manifested at the
Holocaust feast. How lavishly you extended
your hospitality by feeding the people
in the Eastern Europe, not one or two but millions of guests.
Then again the Auschwitz hotel complex,
specially the 11th block with a well-equipped spa, healing all sorts
of ailments for good.
In the past Führer, whenever
their sons and daughters became rowdy ruffians our Führers too
tried Auschwitz hotels of one
and two star types all over the island to tame them. In 1989, for instance nearly 60 000 young
girls and boys, it is recorded, were well fed and rehabilitated.
I who can no longer t tolerate my
Führer’s parsimony in treating his sons
and daughters would like to invite you
to open a complex Holocaust Health
resorts and a chain of Auschwitz hotels to feed them .
Ever loving
Amu Dee
N.B . Pansal Mamas have promised me to supply
Anti-Semitic tonic boosters for hotels as they have a brewery in
Abhayarama
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